When I’m not solving medical mysteries from a single cell, I’m usually fighting a different battle… The hospital’s digital reporting system. My account says Senior Consultant , but the way I stare at " Update Security Settings "… suddenly I feel like a first-year resident who just dropped a tray of slides. Identifying rare cells under microscope?....... Easy. Uploading profile photo in the portal?...... Impossible.

Diagnosing from a tiny biopsy?...... Done in minutes. Resetting password for the third time today?....... Existential crisis. After five failed attempts, I click "Continue Anyway"… Return to my microscope… And confidently type: "Kindly correlate clinically." …for the fifth time today.