Every doctor knows the importance of a solid Evidence Summary. However, the data for a Monday morning shift looks very different from peer-reviewed journals.
The Findings: Methodology: A self-conducted observational study of one doctor attempting to find their car keys while mentally revising the latest Guidelines, replying to WhatsApp groups, and wondering if they actually turned off the iron. Results: • 95% of brain power occupied by the Drugs & FDA update read at 2 AM • 3% debating whether coffee counts as breakfast • 2% trying to remember where the coffee was placed… five minutes ago Additional Observations: • Stethoscope found around neck after 10 minutes of searching • Phone discovered in hand during "Where's my phone?" panic • ID card located only after reaching hospital parking Conclusion: There is a statistically significant correlation between: • Number of Events on…
